Patient Quote of the Day

From yesterday afternoon...

Patient (on the phone): I found a tablet and I want to know what it is.

Me: Okay, what does it look like?

Patient: Well it has the markings AN 41 on it. And it's a small orange-ish, round pill, about the size of a Klonopin.

Oh how I love it when you don't even need the old radar to spot one of these people. It really is quite nice of her to come up with a gem like that.

Of course, I wasn't too surprised when the Drug ID program came back saying Cyclobenzaprine...