This week found me working my first overnight shifts. I don't mind it at all – actually had been contemplating this option for years while in college. I'm naturally a night owl; plus who wouldn't like the notion of working 7 days on, 7 days off? So when a help email was sent looking for emergency coverage for 2 overnight shifts, I grabbed them. The main problem occurred to me shortly before I was getting ready to go to work: I had been up since 9am that day, and needed to stay up till 9am to get through my shift and the drive home. Thankfully, the can of pop I had that day and the 2 bottles I consumed that night kept me going.
Both overnight went rather smoothly. Was a little rushed between 10pm (when the night staff left, leaving just me) and 11pm or so, but afterward was smooth sailing – just the occasional ER patient here, the quick phone call there. Both mornings after found me home, and up just long enough to check email before crashing to sleep.
Good thing I did the second morning. Email from the district office informing me my schedule changed for that day, and I was due at another store in 2 hours. A quick phone call to the scheduler saying, "Yeah, I just got off work an hour ago," got that reversed.
Meanwhile, a sampling of the inane questions I've received over the past week of so:
- My mouth is feeling dry. Can I drink a glass of water?
No, haven't you heard that water is the leading cause of dry mouth???- My ear is itching. Can I scratch it?
Depends – can you reach your ear?- I’m using ear softener drops. Will it hurt me to take a shower?
No, stay smelly; it's preferable to clean body and ears. And yes, all three of this questions asked by the same person in the course of 2 days.- I just used Capsaicin and now my skin is burning. What should I do?
Considering that’s how Capsaicin works… but this chick just wasn't getting it, so I told her to wash it off and try IcyHot instead.And no surprise that "flu frenzy" continues. Everywhere I go seems to be out of stock on:
- flu shots – seasonal and H1N1 (if they even had it to begin with)
- thermometers
- children's and infant’s Tylenol and Motrin
And every ER I've talked to have been swamped with parents sending their kids in with "flu-like symptoms." Luckily, I've intercepted a lot of parents – either on the phone or in the store – and gave recommendations on how to treat symptoms at home. At this point it appears the H1N1 is breeding and spreading in the ER and doctor's clinics because those who
do have it are spreading it to those who
think they or their kids/siblings/parents/friends/etc. have it. Every chance I get, I tell parents only to go to the doctor unless absolutely necessary (i.e. cannot treat or control symptoms at home). It's the flu (seasonal or otherwise) and treatment is still the same – symptomatic treatment with plenty of fluids and rest.
This flu season will not end soon enough…